unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

778:

MiA the cat with the two-colored eyes (via Tante Kaehte)

No

• A: Age.
• B: Where I'm from.
• C: Where I would like to live.
• D: Favourite food.
• E: Religion.
• F: Sexual orientation.
• G: Single/taken.
• H: Favourite book.
• I: Eye colour.
• J: Favourite movie.
• K: Favourite TV show.
• L: Favourite band/singer.
• M: Random fact about me.
• N: Favorite day of the year.
• O: Favourite colour.
• P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
• Q: What I'm listening to right now.
• R: Last movie I've watched.
• S: What's my ringtone.
• T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
• U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
• V: What my name means.
• W: Favourite superhero.
• X: Celebrity crush.
• Y: My birthday.
• Z: Ever self-harmed?

everets:

I’m gonna get a phd only so whenever i get pizza delivered I can open the box in front of the delivery person and quietly say to myself, “just what the doctor ordered.”

Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I will tell you a fact about myself relating to that word.

Kids need to stop being so cruel

I’m not doing well… at all

darklordbambi started following you

hi Will :3